Well, well, well. Look what horror film the cat dragged in. THR reports that Director Marcus Nispel will direct Relativity Media's "Hack/Slash" film adaptation! A movie that has been in the works for about as long as 6 years+! The last Director attached to the project was Fredrik Bond. And he was Director 1 of too many to name. Nispel by the way was at one point attached to helm that old "Clocktower" film. Another movie that's been in the chute for years. "Hack/Slash" meanwhile is based on the Devil's Due Comic. That follows a young girl named Cassie Hack and her hulking sidekick Vlad, who travel from smalltown to smalltown rescuing teenagers from various serial killer types. No word yet on who will pen the script or star in the film. Megan Fox at one point was rumored for Cassie. A most-likely-now-defunct scenario.